I need a good Senior prank that will not cause lasting harm?
I have tried: Unplugging the charger on the wheelchair, remarking Philips Mild of Magnesia at 19.95 on the Supermarket shelf, trading Viagra with Betastatin, and sending a fake cancelation of Medical Insurance….none of this seemed to have the effect I was hoping for…does anyone have a really good prank to pull?
some of you people really need to lighten up..you are perpetuating the myth that older people are grouchy…I can see why people feel this way. Good grief, sorry to HAVE to tell you this, but this was a joke aimed at kids who keep posting…I need a good senior prank. NO wonder kids don’t like to be around seniors…I am beginnign to NOT like to be around you either!
1. Adding Effexor to the Viagra (effexor is an an-orgasmic…..men can ‘get wood’ but orgasm is delayed for a loooong time.)
2. Ex-Lax in the Metamucil…or anywhere else….
3. Letter from Soc Security revoking Medicaire and another reducing SS payments by 60%.
4. Put several pair of Depends in his underwear drawer.
5. E-mail or letter from his “daughter” claiming to be his child from a relationship decades ago. She wants to meet him REAL SOON (maybe tomorrow). Then find a 19 y/o girl to play the role.
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