Power Wheelchair Battery Charger

Power Wheelchair Battery Charger
Will you buy my battery-powered battery charger?

It comes with free:

Non stick Cellotape
A black highlighter pen
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Inflatable Anchor
Smooth Sandpaper
Waterproof sponge
Waterproof Teabags
Fireproof Matches
Silent Alarm Clock
A Pedal powered wheelchair
Double sided playing cards

Only if I can get a water resistant towel and some solidified soup!

West Virginia Electric Chair